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woah [03 Aug 2003|09:46am]
[ mood | mildly buzzed ]
[ music | lost broken confused- mest ]

holy flying pelican turd i guess i died, eh? im here in texas right now...getting ready to hit a bar. cftc came out absa-friggen-lutly amazing this year except for the minor fact that jc got fried in the sun and justin was sick...but all was well in the nsync camp...and i must go get ready....

aim: chris talksDerby

(bah i dont know if im still apart of this community any more cause ive been mia forever and a day. if my role wasnt given up i would love to pick up where i left off. thanks ;X
jackie)

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hah [06 Jul 2003|09:33am]
[ mood | hung over ]
[ music | lost boys on vh1 ]

check it out...my background is hotter than a fat guys ass crack ;X


mmmmmmmm


aim me up sometime; chris talksDerby

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[02 Jul 2003|01:47am]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | i wanna riot- rancid ]

do you think its too early to start drinking? No? I didnt think so either. i need something to do. im not recording this week so im free alllll week. me angelo keith mikey marie steve and a bunch of other kids are taking a road trip to MAINE for the 4th. fuck yeah. im gonna bring lance with me...wether he likes it or not. hmmm shall i bring the bike with me? i think i might. i havent crused maine before. it should be fun.

aim:chris talksDerby

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holy fucking twat lickers [28 Jun 2003|01:02am]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | capital h- motion city soundtrack ]

its fucking HOT out. humidity is a horrible thing, really. yeah so hmm my date with Lance went pretty well. I took him on the bike. hahah he was really nervous but he did a good job for a virgin. he looked cute with his helmet on :X but shhh we wont tell him that ;D so yeah no one is online dammit >:O chris talksDerby im me bitches >:O

i think im melting into my seat....this cant be a good thing. ugh remind me i have to water the lawn before it turns brown again? k thanks. the end.

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cyndi lauper [23 Jun 2003|07:24am]
[ mood | nervous ]
[ music | sheena is a punk rocker- the ramones ]

damn...shes STILL hott after all these years. i just saw her in that dr pepper commercial and dammmn shes still fine, yo.

Has anyone seen those new pictures of Bass? holy hell. he needs to put some damn clothes on if he knows whats good for him. speaking of lance....we're goin on a date tonight ;D hopefully it will go over well....i mean its not like i havent gone to the movies with him before or anything...so this is nothing different, right? right. yeah. im gonna...go....do my hair.......again......

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[20 Jun 2003|11:23am]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | @#$@# ]

since aim ate my old screen name i had to make a new one: chris talksDerby

hopefully this one wont get eaten. so uh im me cause im on ;X

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word [19 Jun 2003|03:33am]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | right here in my arms- him ]

the album is almost done...kind of...maybe...not. well im more done with it now than i was a month ago. *itches head* yeah that made sense, right? i was thinking of getting a new tat. i need some new ink. hmmm ill drag ron along with me to get it done. i want another dragon but i dont know where....i already have one on my leg. i think i wanna get my libret pierced too. hmmmm.....

any one seen lance? i seriously think hes fallen off the face of the planet or blasted into orbit with out telling any of us. fucking bass, i need to walk my dog dammit.

kariya really needs to stop taking dumps on the floor. im tired of stepping in her little presents when i wake up. damn dog trainer didnt work.....again >:O

ok the end bye.

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[15 Jun 2003|10:09am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | welcommme to theee tragiiicc kingdomm corn fields... ]

my background kicks all your asses. gwen. drool.

aim me up:hi yeah im chris

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ho-hum [14 Jun 2003|11:28pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | for the moment- gob ]

i never noticed how boring going into the studio is when you dont have 4 other guys to goof off with...well 4 other just as immature guys as your self. the guys of ohno are here with me but they arent the same. they're cool and all but i dont get it...none of them like to drink green tea? what the fuck is up with THAT? Vince, Jim, and Steve are working with me thru the 17th...i cant wait till its done so i can actually have the cd in my hands :D but annnyyways i went and saw ron at the hard rock a couple of days ago. i love that kid, hes gonna make it big some day.


anyone seen Bass? hes been mia for a while....hmmm

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[12 Jun 2003|10:45pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | hey you- no doubt ]


To: Mr. James "Lance" Bass
From:</i> Christopher Kirkpatrick</i>
RE: Sir? What the fuck?

Dear "Sir",

I regret to inform you that I have been very busy doing highly important things like mowing my lawn and jumping on my bed instead of walking our dogs. My dog is restless and needs to be walked as soon as possible. If you are still interested in my offer please contact me at my home number any hopefully we can work something out.

Cheers,

Christopher Kirkpatrick

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[09 Jun 2003|09:44am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | sick boy- social distortion ]

bwahahahah i got jackass on dvd.....all the seasons....chris pontious is the man.

now im watching road rules...i dont think i like this season.

ill be online later so hit me up at hi yeah im chris

the end :X

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yeah [06 Jun 2003|03:50am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | sweating blood- f-minus ]

it would be nice if i had something to do. maybe i should call mike and see if he wants to go out later tonight.

*yawns* ho hum. my background kicks some serious ass. oi.

and i wanna
be yo dog

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crappppp! [04 Jun 2003|10:25am]
[ mood | flirty ]
[ music | i am revenant- the distillers ]

kariya took a dump on my floor. god damn training doesnt work. I WANT MY MONEY BACK >:O

i should really clean it up...its starting to woff over here.

damn dog.

*turns up his music and gets to work*

someone needs to im me before i go crazy hi yeah im chris

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bahah [03 Jun 2003|01:51am]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | dont leave me- aar ]

angelo, keith and mikey are over. you know what the means right? oh yes you guessed it VICE CITY TOURNEY! Dont expect any of us to answer the phone/door/aim/whatever anytime soon...this could take a while. i need to go order some pizza...mmm pizza, beer, weed and vice city. What more could i ask for? other than lance ;x Bahhahahaha.

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6 mikes, 3 beers and 1 thing of tequila later.. [02 Jun 2003|08:00am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

uuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck you all, hang overs suck.

who did i sleep with last night? and why does my room smell chicken melt hot pockets?
uuuughhhhhhhh alcohol is bad when consumed in large quantitys in a short amount of time. fuck it i cant even spell it. what time is it? and seriously what the hell smells in this room? i think im gonna go take massive amonts of pain killers and go watch Mallrats again. Maybe i should call Lannny over and we can recite the lines together like we do on tour. Man i want a third nipple. What is that smell? ughhh im gonna need an air freshner or some shit up in here. Hmm actually i feel like watching Jay and Silent Bob... i had a huge boy crush on Jay for a while. the end.

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hideehoo kids [01 Jun 2003|01:19am]
[ mood | grumpy ]
[ music | oi to the world- no doubt ]

the toaster ate my damn poptart >:O NOT COOL! Now i gotta go find something else to eat. Ughhh. Fucking faulty toaster.

*starts singing*
and god came down on christmas day
i know exactly what hed say
hed say oi to the punks
oi to the skins
oi to the world and everybody in it
*skanks around*

I talked to Jay and Lance yesterday. Nice to know that they are alive. Justin hates me cause i told him his nose looked like a penis :X oops? Well it does. I called my mom to see when i should come up and see her and Tay. Ugh i dread going up there sometimes. The Italian Job was fucking insane, go see that shit. My man-crush on Edward Norton grew about 300354 times larger after seeing that movie. Ok i gotta go scavenge for food cause the acids in my stomach are ready to eat me alive. Im sure ill end up going to bk or something. Which isnt good cause my flabby fat ass is on a diet, so i better find thoes cardboard tasting bars soon before i go get a whopper and doom myself to double-chin hell.

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First entry [29 May 2003|11:38am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | nothing ]

Hey kiddys its old man Chris. Some of you may know me as the sexiest member of the band NSYNC ~_^. im single, im straight...to an extent. I love long walks on the beach and microwave dinners. Booze and weed have currently consumed my life, like you havent noticed. I love listening to old music especially punk rock. So uhm hit me up on my aim hi yeah im chris and maybe we could hook up ;) Now i must leave you all to go shoot some more hookers... ahh yes i love vice city. I KICK ALL ASS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO!

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